Assignment 3; Seren

"Eat Me ~ Body Candy By Medusa" The tag on the little bottle read. Moxxi couldn't help herself and quirked a smile as she pulled out the stopper to sniff the perfume inside. Her eyes widening, she wrinkled her nose and bit into her full lower lip to stop the giggles that were welling up inside her. The stuff smelled like Fairy Floss and gumdrops with the under-scent of a heady musk.

She didn't want to like it, but she couldn't stop herself. It was just the scent she imagined would ensnare a man with just one whiff. She was still smiling when she dabbed the stopper along her wrist and down the side of her neck. Moxxi breathed deeply, drawing the scent deeper into her lungs.

"Mmmm ! This stuff is heady..and..yummy ! Nom nom nom !" She said to herself and poured a little dribble of the syrupy stuff down the front her her dress.

She didn't even mind the dress, she realized as she stood in front of the mirror. She KNEW she should hate the frilly pink dress with rainbows and colorful bugs on it, but today she ADORED it. In fact it was the cutest thing she'd ever seen.

"You ready Mox?" the stage hand called out.

"You need me again, sweet lips?" Moxxi responded as she followed him out onto the sound stage where the adds picture was to be shot.

"You okay, Moxxi?" The young man asked as he watched the corners of her lips quirk into a full pooh eating grin.

Her eyes adjusting to the bright lights, Moxxi took in the twisted wonderland set and burst into a full fit of giggles that she just could not stop. Her eye sight blurring then spinning then blurring again, she stumbled onto the stage.

"Give us seeeeexy, Moxxi." The Camera man called as the heady scent drifted by and sunk into his nostrils too.

"That's it, THAT'S IIIIT!? He called as Moxxi gave him the most drug induced twisted smile the camera had ever seen.

His own senses over taken by Medusa's toxic perfume the photographer spent the whole afternoon snapping pictures at strange angles and thinking them brilliant.



This was so NOT the plan. After the whacked out photo shoot Moxxi just wanted to chill out and enjoy her men, that was the plan anyway, a day at the beach with her boy toys, all of them.

Just as they were leaving the Underdome, for the beach Moxxi heard the siren of the Atlas Corp's Crimson Lancer Guards pull up and come to a stop. Her brow lifting in question, Moxxi watched as two Lancers walked up to her and her boys...with guns drawn.

"What can I do for you, boys?" Moxxi asked, pushing her chest up and out invitingly as she flittered her lashes.

"Moxxi, you're under arrest for theft and lewd behavior at some sorta pageant photo shoot." The taller of the two Lancer Guards said.

"I think not.' Moxxi replied as she slipped her hand down her side looking for her gun.

"Not so fast, Moxxi" The lancer said and quickly grabbed her by the wrists and slapped cuffs on them.

"But, boys, come on, why would I need to steal? Lewd behaviour..yep that's me..but stealing..when I have all this?" Moxxi shook her head "Pleeeease, I don't THINK so."

"Apparently, yesterday at this so called pageant's shoot, you tucked a bottle of "Eat Me" Perfume into you bag after the shoot..and during the shoot itself..well lets just say the camera man and two extras are pressing charges against you for flashing and I quote " Touching them in improper ways" The Lancer said with clear unhidden humour in his voice.

"Come on." The other Guard said as he put her into the car.

Normally, Moxxi didn't mind cells, in fact she quite liked them..but this was something different all together. This was an ALL woman's Prison. Even though she'd put up a great fight all through the strip search, Moxxi still found herself in an Atlas inmate uniform and being ushered into the showers...where all heck was breaking loose.



Moxxi, just knew that before this prison stay was over, she'd have her shower picture posted on all the barrack walls of each and every Crimson Lancer Guard's room........ Maybe this wasn't so bad after all, even if it was the worst day ever.

Scores:

Round 1: Style: Aww, doesn’t she just look precious. Adorable look. Fabulous job! 55/50

Presentation: Definitely an odd angle, but it’s different and I like it. You are talented Seren, never doubt that. 55/50

Round 2: Style: Orange is so not her color. Hope she makes it out jail for the next assignment 54/50

Presentation: Definitely a bad day. A great idea, and if the Inmate and the numbers were all the editing you did, than wow. Almost thought it really was on her outfit for a moment. 55/50

Total Score: 109.5